If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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