May 2013
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So much for a quick tumblr update...
DON’T DO IT KELSEY!!! ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!!!
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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WHEN I FACEBOOK STALK MY CRUSH AND FIND OUT...
howdoiputthisgently: the stealthiest of stealthy.
May 7th
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This will be me after taking my final FINAL!! [see...
^but definitely not homebound..
May 6th
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When I request Bugatti in a bar and it is played...
^or whenever I hear Bugatti [period].
May 6th
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My feelings towards my 3:30 final tomorrow.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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ICE CREAM CONE CEREAL!!!
yes.  this was a thing…In 1987…WHY IS IT GONE…?
May 6th
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leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight ^double true.
May 6th
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May 5th
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24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently: FIRST I’M LIKE: AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE: AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE: AND: AND: This is meeee
May 3rd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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madmoonmia: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out #darren criss
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LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS
Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.
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When people ask me about my love life
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 23rd
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